when u tell someone the same story twice and they’re like “i know u told me” uh im going to tell u again bc my stories are great and u should be grateful im spending so much time on u
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This is a blog.
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Cosmo Sex Tip #676
When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
BRB LAUGHING FOR FIVE THOUSAND YEARS
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A lion and a miniature sausage dog have formed an unlikely friendship after the little dog took the king of the jungle under his wing as a cub.
Bonedigger, a five-year old male lion, and Milo, a seven-year old Dachshund, are so close that Milo helps the lion clean his teeth after dinner.
The 500lbs lion dwarfs little Milo, yet after the dog took the disabled lion into his protection as a cub, Bonedigger has rarely left his side.I’M CRYING
OH MY GOD
I literally can’t even process the adorbs here.
Everyone needs this on their dash.
THIS.
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im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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“How are you?”
“I’ve been crying a lot about Onion articles.”
“Me too.”
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Since the abortion debate is all over my dash…
Here is an overview I wrote up a few years ago about the ban on abortion under Ceausescu in Romania: Part 1 Part 2
Not too many people seem to know about Decree 770 or the aftermath of Ceausescu’s policies, so I figured it’s worth bringing this back.
(Source: msfray)
if u dont like something just gesture towards it and say “failures of late capitalism”
(via murdermetonymy)
I just had this vision and this is what it was
(via chasingdunamis)
So much respect for that.
(Source: littleunemployedwaif, via honeymanifesto)
Sculptures carved from egg shells by Chinese artist Wen Fuliang
Incredible
so pretty
(Source: farewell-kingdom, via inautumn-inkashmir)
